lolinepeta:

hey big boy *grabs your hand and places it on my boob* *moans a lot* *moans louder* i forgot where i was going with this text post

maidoflunchtime:

yo I made the crabwatch. yeah how’s that for making homestuck stuff an hour and a half after the update.

groovyfass:

dcu:

zekem93:

By Jiro

Dammit, Jerry Clark

I feel like this is an adequate representation of when I try to cheer someone up. 

doomyz:

They had to learn their ways somewhere.

lnnea:

Lets do cute stuff together like have rough sex in public

zcatz:

zcatz:

I found Waldo. I found all of them.

They’ve taken cover in KFC, this must be their headquarters.

familyfriendlyurl:

freakflag333:

familyfriendlyurl:

my hypothesis is that humans are born gay ladies and gents. what my evidence u ask?? right here.. babies suck on a tit, but dont get a boner. how is this possible if theyre not gay? answer: its not

What about girls then?

a girl sucking on a tit is gay didnt ur parents teach u anything child… the failing of the public school system