hey big boy *grabs your hand and places it on my boob* *moans a lot* *moans louder* i forgot where i was going with this text post
yo I made the crabwatch. yeah how’s that for making homestuck stuff an hour and a half after the update.
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They had to learn their ways somewhere.
Lets do cute stuff together like have rough sex in public
I found Waldo. I found all of them.
They’ve taken cover in KFC, this must be their headquarters.
my hypothesis is that humans are born gay ladies and gents. what my evidence u ask?? right here.. babies suck on a tit, but dont get a boner. how is this possible if theyre not gay? answer: its not
What about girls then?
a girl sucking on a tit is gay didnt ur parents teach u anything child… the failing of the public school system